The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of this pair of constellation patterned Ball Hammock® underwear you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.

Glow in the Dark!! Expose to bright light for 30+ minutes for best effect

Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling

4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction

Soft, flexible waistband

Durable no-itch flatlock stitching

Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO