The 50 Shades Of Gonads | Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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Description

These classic solid grey boxer briefs are a look for an experienced love maker. These puppies will keep the spunk bunkers happier than Christian Grey entering a room full of handcuffs and tassels. Little known fact is that Grey actually kept some silky MicroModal material on a podium right next to the largest “tool” in his collection. For an individual involved in such intense extra-curricular activities, comfort and color neutrality are absolutely key, and according to the research conducted by a dude on our marketing team, this particular shade of grey actually evokes rapid and aggressive emotions of sensuality even amongst the worst of enemies. Whether you’re looking to try something new in the slumber zone or make amends with your ex-best friend from middle school, these grey pouch boxers will keep your stones from interrupting the conversation.

Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 

Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling

4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction

Soft, flexible waistband

Durable no-itch flatlock stitching

Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO